Bike Fighting: Lady is the Boss
I’ve wanted a BMX bike for three years. Every year, I ask for one for my birthday. Last year I got a Dutch cruiser instead. This year, I spent all the allotted birthday money throwing a big-assed party.
I’ve got a secret crush on BMX culture. The perfect way the boys get their boxers to show just right underneath they’re low-ridin’, skinny jeans… the colors, the graphics, the brazen disregard for potential brain damage.
But this? This seals the deal. This is making the rounds… but I found it here.
Are you kidding me? Does anyone want to buy a Batavus Old Dutch? Mama needs a fightin’ machine.